PachangaThe El Caballo · Est. 2016

The official receipts

Record book

Rankings and regular-season records from every complete season, 2016–2025.

The only hardware that matters

Championships

1stJibs3 titles4 championship-game appearances2ndBob3 titles4 championship-game appearances3rdChris2 titles2 championship-game appearances
  1. 1Jibs3titles
  2. 2Bob3titles
  3. 3Chris2titles
  4. 4Carlos1titles
  5. 5Zubi1titles

Long-term competence

Regular-season wins

Best win percentage

Minimum three seasons, because one good year is not a personality.

  1. 1Jibs58.1%10 seasons
  2. 2Carlos55.6%10 seasons
  3. 3Bob55.2%10 seasons
  4. 4Nick54.8%10 seasons
  5. 5Mike52.6%10 seasons
  6. 6Ed51.2%9 seasons

The scoreboard remembers

Points & pain

Regular-season scoring from nine verified years. Big numbers, brutal schedules, no fake 2024 stats.

Scoring eruption1,747.32

Bob · 2021

Most points ever scored in one regular season. He won the title too, just to be irritating.

Highest weekly pace130.48

Bill · 2018

Points per game across a 13-game season. Finished fourth. Absolutely normal sport.

Schedule from hell1,636.74

Chris · 2021

Most points allowed in a season—as recorded, because your opponent always has his best week.

Biggest point cushion+321.90

Bob · 2021

The league's widest positive scoring difference.

Deepest scoring crater−484.42

Jibs · 2021

A full season of checking the app and immediately closing it.

Loudest league year111.26

2018

Average points per team, per week—the highest-scoring season in the archive.

Most verified career points

Totals cover only seasons with trustworthy PF/PA.

  1. 1Bob13,275.689 seasons
  2. 2Nick13,219.649 seasons
  3. 3Carlos13,103.809 seasons
  4. 4Mike13,087.329 seasons
  5. 5Zubi12,813.829 seasons
  6. 6Josh12,793.789 seasons

Best career scoring pace

Points per game, minimum three verified seasons.

  1. 1Bob109.72121 games
  2. 2Bill109.2779 games
  3. 3Nick109.25121 games
  4. 4Carlos108.30121 games
  5. 5Mike108.16121 games
  6. 6Zubi105.90121 games

The yearly burners

Scoring crown wall

Every verified season's points leader—and where all that scoring actually got him.

  1. 2016Carlos1,530.00 PFFinished 1st
  2. 2017Josh1,506.08 PFFinished 2nd
  3. 2018Bill1,696.26 PFFinished 4th
  4. 2019Ed1,514.08 PFFinished 4th
  5. 2020Bob1,678.00 PFFinished 1st
  6. 2021Bob1,747.32 PFFinished 1st
  7. 2022Mike1,670.14 PFFinished 3rd
  8. 2023Gio1,608.00 PFFinished 2nd
  9. 2025Jibs1,566.12 PFFinished 3rd

Only 3 of 9 scoring crowns became El Caballo titles. Points are real. Justice is not.

All figures are regular-season points. Per-game rates are recalculated from each season's schedule. Points allowed and differential are shown as recorded; the 2022 workbook totals differ by 0.70 league-wide.

Getting invited matters

Playoff appearances

  1. 1Carlos93 top-three finishes
  2. 2Jibs86 top-three finishes
  3. 3Bob64 top-three finishes
  4. 4Nick62 top-three finishes
  5. 5Mike53 top-three finishes
  6. 6Ed50 top-three finishes
  7. 7Nieto42 top-three finishes
  8. 8Chris42 top-three finishes

Fantasy football is stupid

Playoff chaos

The seasons that made regular-season logic completely optional.

Best regular seasonNieto12-2 · 2021

Finished 3rd.

Lowest-seeded championBobSeed #6 · 2017

Entered at 6-7 and left with the trophy.

Best record without a titleNieto12-2 · 2021

The cruelest kind of historical footnote.

Most top-three finishesJibs6 times

3 of them ended with El Caballo.

Most last-place finishesZubi3 times

Preserved for accountability, not cruelty.